Mom, i know how bad you miss me and you love me, you tell me all the time. and you always jump at the chance to do anything for me. so i know you wont be able to say no when i tell you i want a puppy.  im coming home this week and itd be the best coming home present to see a little lab puppy with a cute little bow wrapped around its neck jumping at the door for me. our other dogs are gettting kind of old so it'd be smart to stock up on puppies now, especially since the economy isn't in good shape and they are probably really cheap. not to mention our old dogs might find their youth while chasing a little puppy around. do me a favor, google lab puppies and tell their precious little faces they are not welcome in our home. mom. this is serious. i will get all A's this semester if you just tell me i can get a puppy. i know you can't say no to me. so i will be looking forward to seeing a little fluff ball on my bed when i come home friday evening. thanks mom! i love you! you're the best!
mom, i know how bad you miss me and you'd jump at the chance to do anything for me. so for this reason i am asking you for a puppy. im coming home this week. so really this is the perfect opportunity. i know i wont be home a lot these next couple months but i would probably come home a lot more if i knew there would be a puppy waiting to see me. speaking of being away, i know you would enjoy taking care of this puppy now that you dont have me to smother. a puppy could be really good for you mom! you could take it on walks and get more exercise, and you would have something warm to cuddle up to in the winter considering its getting really really cold. you would feel a lot younger. like you are a new mom. this puppy would go on rides with you everywhere that we dont like going. he would make you happy too, when you are feeling kind of sad. mom this puppy would be good for the whole family. jake and evan could learn how to be more responsible and when you dont feel like picking up after it, you can just make them do it as a punishment or just because you dont want to. mom. tell me no one more time and i might. just. DIE.